Author Archive for Walter Lyng

Long Pig

Long, Tedious and Awful. Because I don’t even care enough to summarize LONG PIG myself, here’s the synopsis off the website: “For more than 100 years, Halloween night has traditionally been the night that America’s “cannibal elite” feast on LONG…

Stone

Rumble Down Under In a lot of ways, Australia is a relatively similar country to Canada or the U.S. We share a common language, have a lot of similar customs and enjoy much of the same entertainment. In other ways,…

Cannibal Terror

Terrible Cannibals! You know what the problem with CANNIBAL TERROR is? There’s just not enough cannibal action. Although cannibals are featured in this film, they are featured so incidentally that they really don’t merit being included in the film’s title.…